And you all thought that life on a still life table was quiet, calm and peaceful. Not on Halloween. A crime has occurred and the F.B.EYE are investigating as I write this. They have asked me to release a statement.Press Release WHAT….AN EYE OPENER!
“On Friday October 31st at 2pm an orange was brutally sliced and stabbed with a sharp metal weapon. A nearby witness, a small Clementine was so overcome by the sight of the knife and the bloody juice trickling onto the table that he fell apart. Other witnesses the pear and the pineapple reeled at the sight. The only three remaining witnesses are too shocked to discuss the juicy details and are still staring transfixed at the scene unable to move. A small Clementine is believed to have rolled away from the scene of the crime at high speed. The F.B.EYE are keen to locate this potential witness. He is thought to be approximately 8 inches in circumference with a reddish orange peel. Please report any sightings to the F.B.EYE immediately.”
One shot was taken by the camera which had previously been set up ready for the still life photo shoot. Unfortunately it did not capture the actual incident only the aftermath and the blur of the fast moving Clementine.
A little more work needs to be done to achieve the most accurate color balance but we did not feel this was evidence we could keep under wraps for too long.
Happy Halloween (grin)
Ona





